Don't jump off cliffs--not even little ones.
Don't wake yourself up when you're sleeping.
Don't scoff at battery operated fans--they are worth every penny you will spend on D cell batteries. You might end up paying as much for batteries as for the fan. Still totally worth it.
Do take advantage of every opportunity to use the "nice" bathroom, whether or not you have to "go." Don't use the "open air" bathroom. Not cool. Well, maybe it is cool...and a little breezy.
Don't get caught in the rain without your rain gear.
Don't leave your walking stick at home.
Do make sure your "swimming buddy" can swim. That is, if you can swim.
Don't forget to apply sunscreen.
Don't lose your bug spray on the first day.
Don't choose a tent that faces west in the summer. Ever. Even if you are cold-blooded like me.
Do make sure you have fresh batteries in your flashlight before venturing out to the bathroom in the middle of the night. You might want to take 2 flashlights, just in case.
Don't tip over your canoe. Unless you want to learn how to turn it right side up.
Do stay on the sunshiny side of your canoe. Not the watery side.
Don't agree to lead an expedition unless you know where you are going.
Do bring water shoes--there are lots of mossy rocks to slip on and inquisitive minnows that will want to nibble your toes. Also probably water snakes and alligator gar. And elk...although water shoes aren't likely to help much in that particular situation.
Don't attempt to dry clothes in the rain.
Don't let anyone see what is in your hand...especially when you're playing cards.
or if you are holding a lizard.
I am not quite sure what advice would be appropriate here...
Do smile and say "cheese."
Do be prepared to have a great time!!!!
I wasn't even on this trip and it brought back happy memories! Good advice caption for the one you weren't sure about? Pick your friends wisely... or maybe the advice from that old Girl Scout song (old song, not old Scouts :) ) : Make new friends but keep the old
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